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Heath's Night At The House Of Mouse: Part 4.

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HAPPY HAETH-VERSERY #4.

Mickey Mouse: "Thanks Genie for that wonderful performance. How about another round of applause for the funny Genie huh?"
The crowd starts cheering for Genie again.
Heath:  (goes to Benny's cousin Alice to flirt with her)  "Ha cha hi ya Alice. How's about going from Wonder Land to Wonder Man?"
Alice does not like the way he said it and neither does Benny.
Benny: (Roars and literally jumps in front of Heath, baring his teeth) "BACK OFF DOG BREATH!!!!"
Heath: (Very nervous) "Awk! Benny! stop you can't do this to me. You can't- (gets punched). (chuckles nervously) Okay, fine okay, well I deserved that."
Catherine: "Man, that Heath just doesn't give up, does he?"
Mickey Mouse: "Here's a cartoon that will hopefully teach Heath how to be a gentleman." m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRRFd2kO…
After the cartoon is over, everyone starts cheering.
Catherine: "WOW! That cartoon was wonderful. Don't you think so Albert?"
Albert: "Absolutely delightful Ms. Heiser."
Heath: "What are you two talking about? That cartoon was lousy; because I'm not in it. Stupid Autistic freak and cape kisser."
Catherine: "The entertainment is excellent, it is you who is lousy."
Albert: "Indeed, do you mind?"
Heath: "Yeah, as a matter of fact; I do mind winkles."
Catherine and Albert glair at Heath with such anger on their faces.

Just then, Mickey walks up to Benny The Beast.
Mickey: "Say Benny, would you Leo, Johnny and Rae like to announce the next act?"
Benny: "That would be Roarin Mickey."
Leo: "Right behind you Benny."
Johnny: "That'll be Awesome, with a capital A."
Rae: "Yeah, sure thing Mickey."
Benny:b(takes the stage) "Listen up everyone because it's time for some fan art of Heath Lynx himself."
Leo: (takes the stage) "So set back, relax and enjoy the slide show."
Johnny: (takes the stage) "Don't get too critical about how bad you think the art is. Just remember, these people put a lot of hard work in this art."
Rae: (takes the stage) "Just don't be afraid to tell us what you think of Heath after this."
Heath: "Now that's more like it. Hey Goofball, bring me one of those 101 crustations with a chocolate milkshake and The Great Wall of Chowder. You'd better bring me my meal and fast."
Goofy: "Ah, yes sir." Goofy runs and leaves a cloud of smoke. But when the smoke clears away, he's still standing and then he walks away.
The screen opens with the first fan art of Heath Lynx.
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The crowd bursts into applause! (and laugh at the fan art of Heath Lynx). Heath Lynx's on the other hand, literarily blows his stack like a bunch of dynamite.

Heath: [shouting past the top of his lungs] "HEY! THIS ISN'T FAN ART! THIS IS A LOAD OF POOP! MOST OF PICTURES DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME! ALL THE PICTURES STINK! ESICALLY KBAFOURTHTIME'S!"
The crowd gasps and glair at Heath after that awful comment. KBAFourthtime, ElementalFurries, BennytheBeast, primeforce2, Fictioncreatorartist, and Sparkest25 stomp to Heath's table and get a furious look on their faces as they prepare to punch him.
Heath: {Very nervous} "No. L-L-L-Le-Le-Le-Le-Let me explain. No. You don't understand. No! I didn't mean for... No, No! Look, I'm sorry I called your art... No! NOO!"
Catherine: [shouting past the top of her lungs] "WAIT A MINUTE!"
The crowd: "Huh?"
Heath: {sigh} "That's a relief."
Catherine: "I have a better idea, huddle."
KBAFourthtime, ElementalFurries, BennytheBeast, primeforce2, Fictioncreatorartist, and Sparkest25: "Listening."
Heath: [scratches his head] "Huh?"
KBAFourthtime, ElementalFurries, BennytheBeast, primeforce2, Fictioncreatorartist, Sparkest25, and Catherine look at Heath with evil looks in their eyes and hold apple cores in their right hands.
KBAFourthtime, ElementalFurries, BennytheBeast, primeforce2, Fictioncreatorartist, Sparkest25, and Catherine: "Apple core."
Heath: "Baltimore."
KBAFourthtime, ElementalFurries, BennytheBeast, primeforce2, Fictioncreatorartist, Sparkest25, and Catherine: "Who's your friend?"
Heath: "Me."
KBAFourthtime, ElementalFurries, BennytheBeast, primeforce2, Fictioncreatorartist, Sparkest25, and Catherine throw their apple cores at Heath and the crowd starts laughing.
Catherine: "Well Heath, how do you like them apples?"
Heath: "I don't like 'em one bit. Hey, where did you get those apple cores anyway?"
Catherine: "My friend Applejack over there was nice enough to give me some." Applejack (from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic) waves to the crowd (while setting next to her friends). "In fact Heath, I've giving one to everyone." The crowd shows their apple cores with a devilish smile at Heath and evil laughs.
Everyone: "Apple core."
Heath: {Very scared} "Please, no more."
Everyone: "Who's your friend."
Heath: "You're all my friends." (laughs nervously and shivers in fear)
Everyone: "Nice try Heath." Everyone throws their apple cores at Heath and he screams like a little girl. Everyone laughs at Heath all covered in apple core.

Mickey goes backs stage: "So Minnie, how are things going?"
Minnie: "MICKEY MOUSE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? YOU'RE ON RIGHT NOW!"
Mickey: "OH MY GOSH!" Mickey runs to the stage. "Hi ho, hi ho everybody," he addressed, "Before I go on, I wanna ask, are you all enjoying yourselves?"
The crowd bursts into applause in response and Heath,,,, well,,, he's just notesing that he is a Bad apple ha, ha. He rolled his eyes. "Oh sure, (Heath silently said to himself.) I'm having a wonderful time here. NOT!!!!!!!!!"
Mickey: "Great, because, there's more to come," Mickey continued. "We have a wide range of entertainment planned for you tonight, including a another musical act from our very special guest. Spoiler alert: Catherine Heiser, Sebastian and the vulture band!" The crowd bursts into applause.
Heath  simply yawned. "Oh, goody! The little autistic  freak is going to sing! This ought to be hilarious." (smirks evilly)
Mickey: "But first, here's a swell cartoon from The Nifty Nineties (that'll hopefully teach Heath how to show a girl a good time) ha, ha, ha. The audience laughs at that joke.
Heath [shouting past the top of his lungs] "HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The cartoon starts and it shows m.youtube.com/watch?v=krQ9GBHY…
The crowd bursts into applause after the end of the cartoon.
Catherine: (finishes her Tiana's Swamp Gumbo and chocolate smoothie) "Wow, another magnificent cartoon and a terrifically, delicious meal. How was your meal Albert?"
Albert: (finishes his  Remy's Ratatouille special, Bibbidi Bobbidi Stew, and non alcoholic sparkle apple cider) "Mm! Simply delightful. My compliments to the chef."
Mickey: "And now, for the latest scoop on what the tunes are up to. Here's some main street gossip." The crowd bursts into applause.
Mike The Microphone [sings] "Main street gossip. Yeah!"
Clarabelle: "Hello everyone! Clarabelle here with the latest gossip. Today's latest gossip is all about Heath Lynx."
Heath: "Huh?"
Clarabelle: "That's right everybody, I'm speaking of the Lynx Heath loves. For tonight's gossip, the word on the street is that Heath Lynx's has a huge shrine of Rae The Lioness." The big screen shows of Heath kissing  the Rae The Lioness standee.
Everyone: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Then everyone at The House Of Mouse was laughing so hard, you'd think they would bust a gut.
Rarity: "Oh my, and you thought that my crush on Trenderhoof was disturbing."
Heath: (chuckles nervously). "Oh poo."
Clarabelle: "Oh listen to this, Heath Lynx hasn't been around these past few months because when he got his haircut, this was the result." The screen shows Heath with the same haircut Luke had jessie.fandom.com/wiki/A_Close… Everyone starts laughing while Heath screams like a little girl and hides under his table.
Heath: "That's the last straw! Now to figure out a plain to sabotage the show." the lynx snickered as a wicked plan took shape in his head. He tiptoed away deviously.

Catherine just got out of her dressing room backstage when suddenly, someone grabs her by the right arm. "HEY! LET ME GO!" Catherine screams. "Brrrrrr! You're paws are cold!" When she opened her eyes, she was in the Prop Room and all tied up.
"Sorry sweet cheeks, but if I don’t leave now I’ll be late; that’s tacky.” Heath said as he turned to leave. Meanwhile, Clarabelle was on the last gossip about Heath.
Clarabelle: "In my last gossip about Heath: Heath once went to ballet class when he was five years old." Everyone starts laughing and cheering for the end of the performance.
Minnie goes into Catherine's dressing room. "Catherine, you're on in-- [gasps and yelps] SHE'S GONE!!!!!" Mickey hears Minnie scream and runs backstage. "Minnie! what's wrong?" Mickey asked. "It's Catherine! she's gone. There must've been a struggle. I just know something happened to her." The staff members hear the commotion and came backstage to find out what's going on.
Donald: "Hey guys, what's wrong?"
Horace: "Well, the internet's too dang slow, all the rain forests are being chopped down,  and people are getting killed more than once in a while."
Max: "I think Donald means, what's wrong back here?"
Mickey: "It's Catherine! she's missing and she's on in 30 minutes."
The staff members: [gasps] "WHAT!?!"
Gus Goose: "HONK!?!"
Clarabelle: "Word is, she's been kidnapped."
Daisy: "That's awful! Who'd do such a thing to her?"
The vulture band heard everything.  "Hey, Flaps. What are we goanna do?" Buzzie asked. "We can't perform without a head singer."
Flaps: "I dunno--Hey, now don't start that again!"
Dizzy: "Well, we gotta do something, we're on in 27 minutes."
Sebastian: "Yeah! and I was suppose to conduct this performance."
Ziggy: "I GOT IT! Rae The Lioness can sing for us."
Sebastian: "Jeez, man, she doesn't even know the lyrics to song and we don't have time to practice!"
Minnie: "We better find Catherine and fast! Otherwise, we'll have to find someone else."
"Excuse me."
Everyone of the staff members turned around to see that the smirking Heath Lynx was the one talking. "I know someone who could perform and you won't need these guys. All you need is a guitar and I just so happened to have one."
Mickey: "What's the catch Heath?"
Donald: "Yeah, what's the catch?"
Heath: "All you have to do is let me sing a song until Catherine comes around and we'll call it even. What do you say guys? I mean, what other choice do you have?"
Mike The Microphone: "Well everyone, since Catherine isn't here right now, we'll have to have someone else to perform (heaven help us). {sarcastically} So now, here he is, making his big day few for the first time at The House Of Mouse. The amazing Heath Lynx's." The audience goes boo as Heath takes the stage wearing no shirt, a red bow tie, white pants and black shoes.
The entire LionKingHearts Fantasy Studio Staff: "You've got to be kidding me?"
Heath: "Hello everyone, for my first act I want to sing a special song (that I wrote) for a very special hot woman, Rae The Lioness."
Rae: "Oh no." (face palms her face).
Heath grabs an hot red electric guitar starts singing off key:
"Oh Rae, you are so lovely.
oh, wow, you are fine my
sweet rose. You're the one that I
love, love loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove!"

While Heath sings, the crowd covers their ears and start complaining about that horrible performance. While Heath was unknowingly making a fool of himself, Pluto sniffed backstage to look for Catherine. Suddenly, he got her sent and followed it to the Prop Room. "Oh, we gotta do something about Heath." Minnie said. Mickey hears a barking noise "Hey, that's Pluto barking! Come on." The entire staff follows the barking sounds to where Pluto was. "Hey Pluto, what is it?" Max asks. Pluto points to the Prop Room.
KBAFourthtime (covers his ears): "OW! MY EARS!"
ElementalFurries: "UGE! HE'S WORSE THAN BLING BLING BOY!"
Benny the Beast Roars: "THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE LOVE SONG I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!"
Sebastian: "JEEZ, MAN, I'M SURROUNDED BY AMATEURS! HE'S WORSE THAN SCUTTLE!"
Heath: "Well since my song wasn't good enough. How about a little dance solo?" Heath starts to dance like this m.youtube.com/watch?v=u566dHwV…
primeforce2: "WHAT THE...?"
Fictioncreatorartist: "WHAT KIND OF DANCE IS THIS?"
Sparkest25: "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KIND MURPHY! THAT'S NOT DANCEING AT ALL! THAT'S JUST WIGGLEING AROUD!"
Terrel: "IT'S JUST AWFUL!"
Heath just keeps dancing the most ridicules dance in history, the crowd just throws their food at him Heath: "You bottom feeders! You don't even KNOW talent!"
Audience (in unison): "NO TALENT! NO TALENT!"
Heath: "OH COME ON! I'm an icy cool guy."
Terrel: "Oh Heath, how could you be cold with all that... ha ha insulation?" The crowd start laughing. Heath stomps growls and stomps off the stage.

Mike The Microphone: "And now! Catherine and The Vulture Band!" (Catherine and The Vulture Band enter dramatically to wild cheering.) "And presenting the distinguished court composer, Horatio Thelonious Ignatius Crustaceous Sebastian!" (Sebastian enters to mild applause.)
Heath: "WHAT!?!? Looks like it's time for plan "B".
Sebastian proceeds to podium and begins to direct the band. Catherine glanced over at the Sebastian, who nodded and played her starting note.
Catherine: When cold wind is a' calling, and the sky is clear and bright Misty mountains sing and beckon, lead me out into the light

I will ride, I will fly, chase the wind and touch the sky
I will fly, chase the wind and touch the sky
Catherine and The Vulture Band: La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
(Instrumental)
The audience clapped and cheered very loud. Catherine blushed and smiled.

"You're doing great," Daisy whispered. "Now sing louder, and with more feeling!"

She took a breath and did so.
Catherine: "Where dark woods hide secrets and mountains are fierce and bold…" (before she can finish, Heath pulls a rope and Catherine is drenched in tomato juice ruining her dress.) Heath goes back to his table laughing. Catherine hallucinates the whole room looking at her and runs off the stage crying.
Terrel gritted his teeth: "This has Heath written all over it."
Heath: "Oh... [sniggers] Now why in the world would I ever try to do a thing like that?"
Terrel: "Ugh!" Terrel growled. "So you could ruin the show and make Pete shut it down, that's why! "
Heath: "I never thought of that..."
Johnny the Lion had enough. He stomped off his table and into Heath's face.
Johnny: "You big liar! [blows raspberry]"
[Heath chomps]: "Back off Bug Breath!"
Leo Lionheart had enough too. He stomped off his table and into Heath's face.

Leo: "How dare you?! You think you can ruin the show and treat good girls like that and get away with it?!"
Heath's eyes widened at his sudden boldness. "Excuse me Pussy Cat?"
Leo grabs his mouth and pulls him to his face. "You best watch your step, buster, or I'll…!" Heath agreed, struggling to free his own mouth. Leo lets him go and Heath falls to the ground. Benny steps forward "Guys!" he exclaimed. "We have no time to waist with him! He's not worth it! Besides, we got bigger problems! Who's goanna do the show while Catherine's devastated?" The group went backstage and saw that The House Of Mouse Staff members where trying to think of an idea to keep the show going.

Johnny: "Hmm. Hmm. Hey, I think I got an idea. Leave it to me." Johnny runs back to KBAFourthtime. "Hey Ricky." Johnny explained. "I have an idea on how we can help Catherine, but you got to get to the stage and stall by any means necessary." KBAFourthtime: "Sure thing Johnny." Johnny goes to the stage "Everyone! while Catherine is occupied,  KBAFourthtime a.k.a. Ricky will sing a very special song to entertain you all." The crowd cheers as Ricky enters the stage and starts to sing www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZJKdQ… Meanwhile, Johnny goes backstage to Catherine's dressing room. When he gets inside, Catherine's crying on her makeup desk.
Johnny: "Hey Catherine."
The crying ceased, and in a cracked voice, she said, "Yes Johnny?"
Johnny: "You can't give up now, you're publics waiting to hear you finish singing."
Catherine: "But Johnny," she choked, rubbing her eyes. "I can't go out there looking like this."
Johnny: "Don't worry, I found someone in the crowd who could help. Oh, Genie!" Genie comes into the dressing room dressed as a tailor.
(Genie)
At last it's wish fulfillment time!
You're wish is my command
Stand back, Johnny!
Let a Genie be a Genie
Hmm, first thing we gotta do is we gotta fix that ensemble
I mean that messy dress and rose combo, it's much too Third Century
And that shade of red!
What are you? A new Carrie?!
It's just not working girl!
And looking at your skin tone, I'm going to guess you're a winter
So I'm thinking jewel tones
[gasps] Oh! Actually jewels!!
Oh this is going to be perfect!
It's make-oveeerrrrr time!

[sung]
Little Miss Catherine ma'am
Have a wish or two or three
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't never
Had a
Friend
Like
Me!
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(Catherine)
I don't believe it!
Look at me!

(Genie)
Let's see that Heath stop you now!
Now if you excuse me, I've got a little starry entourage to whip up
I might even bring in my friend carpet!

(Catherine)
[Gasp] Really, magic carpet? :D

(Genie)
Trust me! You'll need him
Oh, and Catherine,

(Catherine)
Yes Genie?

(Genie)
You're goanna do great!

(Catherine attacks Genie around the waist with a hug.)                                                                              
"This is the most wonderful thing any body has ever done for me!" she exclaimed. "Thank you! I love it so much!"

(Genie)
"You're welcome."

(Catherine looks at Johnny and smiles. Then attacks Johnny around the waist with a hug.)    
"Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!"

(Johnny)
"You're welcome."

Genie leaves the dressing room and Catherine comes out with new confidents. "Come on everybody!" she exclaimed. "The show must go on!" The staff members and LKHFF group cheer and sigh in relief as Catherine leaves to go on stage.

Ricky takes a bow as the audience cheers and applause after his wonderful performance. Heath however, is not amused. "That was just horrible." he complained "Frogs can sing better than that."  Suddenly, the lights go out and stars start shinning everywhere. Sebastian proceeds to podium and begins to direct the band again. One by one, a spotlight is shown at a member of The Vulture Band. Another spotlight is shown at the back of the House Of Mouse. Everyone turns to the spot of the spotlight and are awestruck at the sight of Catherine's new outfit. Everyone that is, except for Heath.  He just sat there in agony and shock with his jaw dropped all the way to the floor.
(Catherine flies up to the stage on carpet.)
Catherine: When cold wind is a' calling, and the sky is clear and bright                                                                 Misty mountains sing and beckon, lead me out into the light

I will ride, I will fly, chase the wind and touch the sky
I will fly, chase the wind and touch the sky
(As Catherine gets off down the stairway formed by Carpet, Xiro urged the audience to join in.)
Catherine, audience and The Vulture Band: La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la

(Instrumental)
Catherine started to smile. Then a wide grin spread across her face as she continued singing. Soon the audience was nothing but background vocals and she was lost in a world of her own. In the spur of the moment, Tinker Belle flew to Catherine, sprinkled her pixie dust and Catherine flew high into the air.

Catherine: Where dark woods hide secrets and mountains are fierce and bold
Deep waters hold reflections of times lost long ago
I will hear their every story, take hold of my own dream
Be as strong as the seas are stormy, and proud as an eagle's scream

I will ride, I will fly, chase the wind and touch the sky
I will fly, chase the wind and touch the sky
And touch the sky, chase the wind
Chase the wind, touch the sky
Catherine danced into air. Every move she made was delicate and graceful, not a single flaw present.

Catherine, audience and The Vulture Band: La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
As they repeated the line, Catherine kept twirling in the air, forgetting all her troubles.

Catherine: And touch the sky
Chase the wind
Chase the wind
Touch the sky

Catherine lands back on the stage, the lights and stars went out and everyone rises from their seats and bursts into cheers.  Everyone that is,  except for Heath.  He just sat there with his face overwhelmed with anger. His paws were clenched into fists, and his eyes were glaring at her with disgust. Heath: "I hate it when I loose!" Heath growled between his teeth. The lights come back on and Catherine, Sebastian and The Vulture band take a final bow and everyone bursts into cheers.
Catherine: "Thanks so much for letting us perform tonight Mickey."
Mickey: "No, thank you for performing tonight Catherine."
Benny: "By the way, Mickey told us that you were in the Prop Room."
Rae: "Yeah, what were you doing in there anyway?"
Catherine erupted like a volcano. "It was Heath! He grabbed me with his cold paws and went to steal the show from me!"
Everyone gasped at the news of what Heath did and Gus The Goose honked.
Leo: "Heath!?! that explains it and I'll bet he did the tomato juice prank too."
Goofy: "That explains why the tomato juice from the kitchen was gone. Sorry I accused you of drinking it Gus."
Gus forgave him: "Honk, honk honk."
Johnny holds his mallet on his right paw and hits his left paw softly: "Permission to hit him with my mallet Mickey."
Catherine: "Mickey, if you wish to give Heath a taste of his own medicine, I say be my guest."
Mickey: "Ha, ha don't worry. My plan for Heath tonight will diffidently give a him a night he'll never forget."
The House Of Mouse staff members: [chuckling with smirks on their faces and let their fingers tap together] "It's time!"
Mike The Microphone: "And now! It's time for The House Of Mouse Celebrity Roast!" Everyone cheers and applause.
Heath: "Oh boy! This is goanna be great! I wander what poor sucker is getting roasted?"
Catherine: "And our roasty is... HEATH LYNX!"
Morsel Fin: "You're right about one thing Heath. This is goanna be great."
Heath: "Oh! be quit mr. fish breath!" Heath growls, rolls up his left sleeve, his left paw clenched into a fist and stomps up to the stage next to Mickey. "You better not roast me." he yelled. "I'll roast you well done."
Mickey: "You roast me? Ha, ha, ha oh Heath, the way you cook you ought a have a long talk with Smokey The Bear." The audience laughs at that joke, but Heath wasn't amused.
He prepares to punch Mickey, suddenly he feels a finger tap his right shoulder. Heath turns around and see's Benny with silly glasses in his paws.
"Here Heath." Benny smirked. "Try these on for size." Benny puts on the glasses and Heath starts loosing focus and starts getting confused.
"Hey!" Heath yelled. "What's going on?" Suddenly Heath starts to loose balance as Leo starts to put floor wax on the stage. Then Heath slips off the stage and right into a bowl of raspberry pudding with wiped cream and chocolate sauce.
Johnny steps up to the pudding and tastes it. [Johnny Muffles]: Yuck! Ptooey! Blech! I knew everything tasted bad with Heath." The audience laughs and Johnny hits Heath with his mallet and Heath is thrown right across the room right into a wall and Heath is....... FLAT.
Rae: "Hey everyone! somebody call Animal Control. There's a cowardly rattlesnake in the house." Heath gets off the wall. "Whoops,." Rae faked a sheepish grin. "It's only Heath." [giggles]
The audience laughs as Heath waddles around with head spinning and Yellow-billed cuckoo birds flying around his head.

Heath: "Pretty birdy's." Shakes his head and comes back to his senesce. "I hate this night." Suddenly Heath feels a pinch in his tail. Heath: "YAH!!!!!." Heath [shouted past the top of his lungs] "OW! OH, HEY MR. CRABBY, LET GO! OW, STOP IT!" (Panicking over Sebastian on his tail) "LET GO, LET GO, LET GO!!!" Sebastian lets go of Heath's tail, The Vulture band attack Heath and he trips and lands in a pile of elephant poop.
Everyone: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Heath: "Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Blech!"
Fictioncreatorartist: "Bad guy falls in poop. Classical element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?"
Everybody: "Ready Murphy!" [they all throw their heads back and laugh].
(Heath spits out the poop.) Heath: "Oh, man! I'll be brushing my teeth for a week! Can this night get any worse!?!" Suddenly he sees a shadow, looks up and sees.... "OH COME ON!" Heath yelled. "AN ANVIL!?!"
primeforce2: "You're goanna need this." (gives Heath a big pink umbrella with white daisies with his right hand and runs away).
(Heath grabs the umbrella with his left paw) "Oh, thanks Speedy." [Heath opens the umbrella, but it didn't protect him from the anvil.] Everyone laughs as Heath walks and stretches like an accordion with a crushed umbrella and mad look on his face.
Speedy: "A little payback for that bomb incident." [chuckles]
Heath collapses and Alex the Lion and Marty the Zebra walk up to Heath.
Alex: "Hey Marty, I heard Heath tried out to be Gaston's second sidekick Garçon Ringard."
Marty: "What does that mean Alex?"
Alex: "It's French for Corny Boy."
Marty: "Oh, ok. By the way, here's your dessert (pulls a lever) Corny Boy." Sweet Corn Custard Pie's fall from the ceiling and land on Heath. Everyone laughs and Heath gets up and shakes the pies off him.
Heath: "I'll have you all fired." he cried.
Lumiere: "Au contraire, It is you who outa be fired." (burns Heath's butt).
Heath: (In pain) YAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! (flies out of The House Of House)  YAAAAAAHSHAMATALLA!!! YAAAGGHH!!!! Ow! Ow! My briskets are burning! Fire in the hatch! Ow! Oh! Eek! Great hornitoads, that smarts! (Jumps his rear in the liquid puddle with lots of smoke floating up). "Aaaaahhh. This has to be the worst night of my life." Runs to his car and gets in and sees something that's not what he wanted.
Heath: "What the—?" {A powerful explosion sounds inside the car, with a cloud of dust billowing out the car.} "Aaaaahhh! Get outta the car!" {Timon and Pumbaa get out of the car and Heath drives away in a panic. Timon and Pumbaa  emerge from the shadows triumphantly; Pumbaa snorts like a bull. Timon rides on top of his  head, looking like General Patton. "Ride of the Valkyries" by  Wagner echoes in the score.}
Timon: {inhales deeply} "I love the smell of Pumbaa in the night." {Everyone cheers as Timon and Pumbaa come in The House Of Mouse in triumph}.

Mickey: "And now, here's more fun with TylerthDragon. Sing it Tyler!"
TylerthDragon: "You got it Mickey!" {Tyler and Krystal start singing.}
TYLER:
I’m at war with the world
And they try to pull me into the dark
I struggle to find my faith
As I’m slipping from your arms

KRYSTAL:
It’s getting harder to stay awake
And my strength is fading fast
You breathe into me at last

TYLER:
I’m awake!

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
I’m alive!

TYLER:
Now I know what I believe inside

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
Now it’s my time

TYLER:
I’ll do what I want ‘cause this is my life

KRYSTAL:
Right here, right now!
Stand my ground and never back down!

TYLER:
I know what I believe inside

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
I’m awake, and I’m alive

TYLER:
I’m at war with the world
‘Cause I ain't never goanna sell my soul
I’ve already made up my mind
No matter what, I can’t be bought or sold

KRYSTAL:
When my faith is getting weak
And I feel like giving in
You breathe into me again

TYLER:
I’m awake!

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
I’m alive!

TYLER:
Now I know what I believe inside

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
Now it’s my time

TYLER:
I’ll do what I want ‘cause this is my life

KRYSTAL:
Right here, right now!
Stand my ground and never back down!

TYLER:
I know what I believe inside

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
I’m awake, and I’m alive

TYLER:
Waking up, waking up
Waking up, waking up
Waking up, waking up
Waking up, waking up in the dark


TYLER & KRYSTAL:
I can feel you in my sleep
In your arms, I feel you breathe into me

TYLER:
Forever hold this heart that I will give to you

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
Forever I will live for you!

During the whole instrumental part, the crowd cheers loudly and wildly as the Fantasy Adventure Team does the same.

TYLER:
I’m awake!

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
I’m alive!

TYLER:
Now I know what I believe inside

TYLER & KRYSTAL
Now it’s my time

TYLER:
I’ll do what I want ‘cause this is my life

KRYSTAL:
Right here, right now!
Stand my ground and never back down!

TYLER:
I know what I believe inside

TYLER & KRYSTAL:
I’m awake, and I’m alive!

TYLER:
Waking up, waking up
Waking up, waking up
Waking up, waking up
Waking up, waking up!

Everyone bursts into applause and Tyler and Krystal leave the stage.
Mickey: "Thanks for letting us do our show for you and we'd epically like to thank our newest guest..... Catherine Heiser."  The audience cheers.
Catherine curtsies in front of the audience from her table: "Thank you everyone and I must say, it has been a great pleasure to be your guest."
Mickey: "Why thanks Catherine, come back anytime. Ok Mike, take us outta here."
Mike the microphone: "You got it Mickey, on your way out tonight, try some of Catherine's Magic Heart Pies. When you touch one of them, it'll turn into the kind of flavor you like the most."
Catherine: "They're shaped like Hearts and they turn into the flavors your heart desires. That's why I call them, Magic Heart Pies."
Mike the microphone: "Catherine's Magic Heart Pies. Tastes delicious or your money back guarantee. They usually cost $2.99 a pie and $1.99 a slice, but tonight they're free. If they're touched by those who are evil at heart the pies can turn into something disgusting."
Mickey: "Well, that's all for today everybody. I'll mail Heath the bill later."
Catherine: "Right you are Mickey."
Catherine, Mickey, Benny, Leo, Johnny and Rae: "See ya real soon everybody."

Everyone leaves The House Of Mouse for a goodnight sleep at their homes. Meanwhile, Heath Lynx was at his studio bathing in tomato juice to get the Pumbaa stink out. Just then there was a knock at the door.
Heath: "Now who could that be?" Heath puts on his pink and orange robe and bunny slippers and goes to answer the door. When he opens it, looks around and see's no one and then he looks down and see's a heart shaped pie.
Heath: "Mm! Pie." He picks it up and starts to eat it. But when he took a bite...... [ Gasps] "ONION PIE! EWWWW! EH! YUCK! [ Spitting ] Blimey! What the...? WHO GAVE ME THIS?"
Just then, he see's a note at the bottom of the pie pan that says.....
"Dear Heath, I wanted to make your night extra special, so I bought you one of Catherine's Magic Heart Pies. Meet me next door at the backyard.
Signed a friend."
Heath: "Oh! I'll go alright." He growled. "And then give who ever gave me this pie a piece of my mind." Looks down at his robe. "After I get some cloths on." He goes into his studio.
As soon as Heath went next-door, he went looking for the one that gave him the pie.
Heath: "Alright!." he yelled. "Who gave me that stupid pie?"
"You looking for me ya hot rod?" shouted a familiar voice. Heath turns around and sees Sophia Fox coming from behind a tree, wearing a pink robe and waving at him with her right paw.
Heath: {Very nervous} "Oh.... Uh...... Hello Ms. Fox." Sophia shows her right leg and Heath runs.
Heath: "Good bye Ms. Fox."
Sophia: "Wait-wait-wait! Get him Lion and hit the music."
Heath runs away, but stops as he sees a black and brown Tibetan Mastiff.
Lion: [growls]
Heath try's to run away again (while Lion turns on some music), but Heath end's up looking at Sofia doing the same dance Suga Mama did here www.youtube.com/watch?v=v54YQu… Sofia goes into the Hot Tube and Heath tries to run away again, but was stopped once again by Lion.
Sofia: "Heath."
Heath: "Huh?"
Sofia: "You care to join Sofia in the Hot Tube? The water is just right?"
Heath: "Um, thanks, but no thanks. Ah, you see.. I, I'm not wearing my swim trunks ha, ha."
Lion: [growls]
Sofia: "Oh, don't worry handsome, your clothes won't shrink in the water. Now come on in."
Lion: [barks] and points to the Hot Tube, letting Heath know. "Get in there buster! or I'll bite you."
Heath: [gulps]. Goes into the Hot Tube in his clothes. "Oh no." [nervous laughing]
Sofia: "Aw, yeah! Heh."
Lion smiles in triumph as his owner snuggles close to Heath.
Heath: "Okay, it's official. This is the worst night of my life. Ugh."

(During this last sentence, an "iris out" to black begins. Before it can finish, though, an irate Catherine pops into view to hold the iris open and address the camera; she wears her new ruby red dress.)

Catherine: "So we close short and sweet, they go home down the street, doing just what they all do best.

Funny end to the tale and tomorrow's a sale so I'd better go home and rest!

Here's a wave and a hug I'm glad we squashed that bug. I'll make another tail, you'll soon see.

So salaam worthy friend, come back soon, that's the end, 'till another Heiser Story!"

(She ducks back through the iris, which closes to black out the screen).


THE END
A.k.a. The Final Part. That's right everyone, this is the final part of my story. Sorry it took so long, I hope it was worth the wait.  I made this story for DreamsCanComeTrue67 I hope she likes it. If not, well I could always make a few changes for her. I added A Friend Like Me Reprise from Aladdin The Musical m.youtube.com/watch?v=8zKZH_65… for another tribute to Robin Williams. I know some of you are not My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fans, but since characters from that show are appearing on some of the LKHFF stories, I thought I'd go with the flow, you know? I added :icontylerthdragon: to cheer him up.

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